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80k views, 330 fuckin replies
replying to startup founders for 4h
Yo,
I don’t know if you’ve seen my latest banger…
But it was nuke.
Tsar Bomba of modern times.
Annihilator of Worlds.
One of my internet homies (which sounds super ghey) is a SEO agency guy.
He sometimes tweets sum like this:
Drop your startup domain.
I will give you 1 tip
To improve your SEO
Chimpanzee could come up with something more genius.
But oh boy…
It fuckin’ works.
He gets like 30-60k views per tweet.
With 3.8k followers.
MASSIVE cheatcode.
So he says to me a few days ago:
Post something similar, you will get a ton of inbounds, trust me.
I pull the trigger on this mothafucka.

One comment.
Another one.
And another one.
10k views.
30k views.
Aint no way Im getting more than that
(I was wrong)
50k views.
Next day morning - 80k views.
Sum of 330 replies under the post.
Honestly replied to like 300 of them, 30 of them I str8 up ignored.
Either totally not my niche or just not worth my time.
Exhausted af and steam was evaporating from my brain in metric tons per second.
Most replies were from either:
AI guys
Coding/software guys
SaaS guys
Indian punjabi blog 💀
Fortunetaly had some serious businessmen ready to strike a deal with in my DMs.
Go try it out yourself.
Don’t copy and paste tho.
I will nuke you.
Cya.
~ Iwo Nuker Cybulski