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- Why being a "growth coach" = virgin
There’s a colossal and with shit smeared all over it elephant in the room…
That I can’t help but NEED to address.
I have a problem with X.
The barrier of entry to become a “growth account” is so fuckin’ low it hit Mariana Trench.
What do you need to do?
Create an account
Post your face with a circle border
Create the most retarded and copy-and-pasted banner like Likes to cash or Tweets to cash
Steal content of big accounts about “how to grow on X”
And voila.
You are now a certified Growth Coach.
Stamp of approval for ya.
That’s why we have more and more kids preaching “business” and “how to make money on X” but they haven’t ever even touched a woman in their life.
Which is hilarious as fuck, if you ask me.
They all wank off to a wet dream of their crazy scientist plan:
Engage for 6 hours per day.
Sit on retarded Spaces for 3 hours a day.
Post “value, authority, personality 🤓" tweets about how they got 3 billions followers in the last 15 seconds.
Eventually 1% of them ACTUALLY succeed in some way.
They get those juicy "clients"...
Make 20 pesos on their viral hook giveaway...
And think they sit on the top of the world.
But in reality…
They got pretty lucky.
They managed to blow up a couple times.
But there’s a good chance many of them can’t even bring that good of results like they say.
CRAZIEST part about it all?
They think they’re a “businessman”.
With a "real business”.
Brother,
If you know any REAL businessman who sits on social media for 10 hours a day and cares more about getting some likes than showering at least once every 2 weeks…
I wanna see him.
Slide that @ in my DMs.
Your “business” is NOTHING more than a product of your virgin imagination.
REAL BUSINESSMEN are those who have experiences that go beyond interacting with NPCs in the comments.
Like:
Hamza
George Ten
Khlauss
Sam Ocean
Kyri
Andrew Gould
Dan Koe
etc.
Advice for ya:
Live some life outside of your dark basement.
Engage in ACTUAL business at least once.
Touch some women.
Stop being a Reddit moderator.
Then we can talk.
Peace.
~ Iwo Da-Wall-Street-Businessman Cybulski