wanna smell like wood barrel bourbon?

Yooooooooo,

Its been like 2 months since I’ve written anything.

Time to wipe the dust off this machine.

And start freakin’ blazing.

If you HAVEN’T seen my post which I shared like 5 minutes ago…

Last few days and today I’ve been stalking the Dr. Squatch website.

Looking at bars of soap.

And I haven’t been this excited since buying new Nike Mercurial shoes when I was still playing football.

Bars. Of fucking. Soap.

Now…

There are only TWO reasons why it’s causing this reaction.

It’s either…

One - the branding is on point.

The names of the soaps are NAILED.

My infinite creative capabilites allow me to imagine myself comin’ outta shower and smelling like “earthy oak”…

Or spraying my armpits with “wood barrel borboun” deodorant…

And feeling like THE MAN just because I smell like a forest.

Which is pretty sick, gotta admit that.

Or two - I’m autistic.

I actually do feel like there’s a pretty big chance I AM…

But it’s self-diagnosis mostly.

You can let me know by visiting Dr. Squatch website and seeing if there’s a sudden dopamine spike when looking at “Pine Tar” bar of soap.

(no it’s not an affiliate, no i’m not working with them - even though I wish I could)

That’s all.

For raving fans of my emails…

I got a sweet treat for ya:

I’m planning on doing this email black magic about 2-3x a week.

Let’s see how it goes.

Cya.

— Iwex Scented-Soap-Autistic Cybulski